Urban Dictionary

Sorry again for my bad mood yesterday. I'm feeling a lot better today so I decided to have some fun and mess with surveys. This one seemed pretty fun so if ya'll get bored you can try it out too. Just type your answers into urban dictionary and see what comes up.

What does your first name mean? The correct spelling of the name sara. Very, very true. Sara is just incorrect
Your age? Seventeen is the last year before college, the last year before you can vote, the last year you are dependent on your parents—it is a bridge between childhood and adulthood. Seventeen is not considered as monumental as sixteen, but somehow 17 sounds so much older than 16. Sixteen is carefree teenager enjoying life while they still can, but at seventeen some sort of responsibility is expected.
Your city? Everything that's bad about the United States all rolled into one location. Haha Vegas isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be but this is really funny XD.
Your state? Would be fucked if it didn't have Las Vegas. HAHAH
Your bf/gf name? The lack of anything I wish I actually had one so I could type a name instead of just typing 'none' =[
The year you were born? A year in which many things happened. The USSR ceased to exist. The world wide web came in to being. Nirvana released their "Nevermind" album leading to the grunge fashion trends that would follow. Also its the same backwards as it is forwards (i think that's kinda cool) The first gulf war was going on, and the first George Bush was president. Oooooh internet! <3
Your eye color? Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out. I do like sleeping...
Your hair color? Common UK slang term for Heroin. Hehe.
Your favorite movie? A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus; The unpleasant act of feeling a piece of poop inside of someone while fingering his or her asshole. O___o My favorite movie is Finding Nemo btw.
Your pets name? To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration; The word to describe something greater than Chuck Norris LOL Well that's totally why we named him Noah. We just knew he was greater than Chuck Norris XD
Your moms name? A man who often uses air quotes to explain phrases that do not require finger flapping. This can apply to most math teachers and socially awkward people. What the heck? (Sheri)
Your dads name? a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings. HAHAHA
Your favorite tv show? people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean. Sounds about right...(Friends)
Your favorite band/singer? Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars. <333
Your favorite fast food joint? When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas. (Panda Express)
Your middle name? Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social. Wow. That is SO not right. (Michelle)
Your siblings name? Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she can definately get around. (Samantha)

That certainly was fun. Urban Dictionary never ceases to amaze me...Now back to homework. Ewwie >.<